Šumejker-Levi 9 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Kaže ćerka mami:- Trudna sam!- Eh, kćeri, gde ti je bila glava?- Na haubi. Quote Link to comment
jezovuk Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 There is an old joke about an engineer, a priest, and a doctor enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation. “That’s a group of blind firefighters,” they are told. “They lost their sight saving our clubhouse last year, so we let them play for free.” The priest says, “I will say a prayer for them tonight.” The doctor says, “Let me ask my ophthalmologist colleagues if anything can be done for them.” And the engineer says, “Why can’t they play at night?” Quote Link to comment
Ros Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Kako si Lalo? – pita ga Panta.Ne pitaj! K’o kera.K’o kera!?Da. Na Sosu ni da lanem, a na tuđu lanac da iskidam… Quote Link to comment
namenski Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Један много брадат, из несврстаних времена, посматрајући црнце: какви ли су им тек Цигани кад су они овакви? Quote Link to comment
Tpojka Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 -Zence turi kafu. -Nesem kupovala. -Turi onda Nes. :D Quote Link to comment
Šumejker-Levi 9 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Zašto je Severina smuvala Kebinog sina? Zato što uvozimo meso iz EU kome je prošao rok trajanja. Quote Link to comment
MiddleClass Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 "Sa kralja bakra spala je na skupljaca bakra!" :( Quote Link to comment
JozoMujica Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Za bajato meso ili skupljača bakra? Ako je ovo drugo, nije frka, Keba nije Ciganin tako da nije uvredljivo. Quote Link to comment
copkillah Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 da, ne bi bilo loše da se ukinu vicevi zasnovani na stereotipima, nekih 80% procenjujem Quote Link to comment
Singer Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 ja sam za to da se osnuje neko nevladino telo koje će da se bori za tu stvar Quote Link to comment
belch Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 uu, izvini što su mi ti vicevi odvratni. Quote Link to comment
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