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pff...

#include <stdio.h>
int main() {
    float b[] = {1.1431391224375825e+27, 6.6578486920496456e+28, 7.7392930965627798e-19, 3.2512161851627752e-9};
    printf("%s",(char*)b);
    return 0;
}
edit: ili pak

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#define u unsigned char
#define v while(*x)
#define z(x) putchar(*x);
#define y(x) ++*x;
#define p(x) ++x;
#define e(x) --*x;
#define d(x) --x;
#define w(x) x x
main(){u *x=calloc(12,1);u *l=x;w(w(w(y(x))))w(y(x))v{p(x)w(w(y(x)))w(y(x))y(x)p
(x)w(w(w(y(x))))w(y(x))p(x)w(y(x))y(x)p(x)w(w(w(y(x))))y(x)w(w(d(x)))e(x)}p(x)w(
y(x))z(x)p(x)y(x)z(x)w(w(y(x)))w(y(x))y(x)w(z(x))w(y(x))y(x)z(x)p(x)w(y(x))z(x)p
(x)w(e(x))e(x)z(x)w(d(x))z(x)w(y(x))y(x)z(x)w(w(e(x)))w(e(x))z(x)w(w(w(e(x))))z(
x)p(x)y(x)free(l);}
Edited by Clem Fandango
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An SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables.
He walks up to them and asks 'Can I join you?'
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//Nadjeno u "Use the index, Luke"

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